today’s the day
fuck I posted this a day late
Time is an illusion you fuck.
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you fool. you absolute buffoon. you think you can challenge me in my own realm? you think you can rebel against my authority? you dare come into my house and upturn my dining chairs and spill coffee grounds in my Keurig? you thought you were safe in your chain mail armor behind that screen of yours. I will take these laminate wood floor boards and destroy you. I didn’t want war. but i didn’t start it.
do u ever think back on old conversations with people and think “oh! foreshadowing. that was real life foreshadowing.”
“HeRA dO SOMETHING!!!” “WHAT AM I SUppOsed TO DO????”
“Eiffel I know that was english but pls repeat”
Fascist dictators
People referencing toothpaste
“ho….ho…..ho….”
Hilbert making a “perfectly suitable substitute”
Musical theater
Crazy whamajama
“long story short”
The Blessed Eternal
Combine 2007 taco pancakes rawr speak with 2016 smol bean pupper speak to achieve true nirvana
henl0 sweet sawft sm0l bean babby!!1!!!!!!1!!! RawR xD oh noes did i scare you?!!!!!! im vewy sowwy
My heart just stopped and when it started again i cursed directly at god for allowing me to survive this
This is the Memorial to the Missing and contains over 50,000,000 pennies to represent the lives of each American child abandoned to abortion by a society and a culture that has embraced their destruction. We must prevent the need to add to this memorial. Take a stand. Get involved.
”How we treat the least of us defines us.”
“should I use this $500k to help struggling parents and pregnant people or should I put it in a glass box”
^ reblogged for the comment
“money that can be useful for victims of rape and abuse is sitting in a glass box to remind us how we care more about the ‘lives’ of unborn fetuses than the lives of homeless children”
The cognitive dissonance is stunning
We don’t care about people, we care about the idea of people.
Reblogging for all of the comments.
the real personality test: reblog this w/ what apps you have at the bottom bar of your home screen